Why even have a cell phone?

We don't have an expensive plan or even a fancy phone. We use Virgin Mobile, so we just add buckeroonies when we need to.

So here are some tips if you are of the male persuasion and married (and wishing to continue living with all body parts intact):

1. Charge your cell phone.
2. Carry it with you. Don't leave it at home. Don't leave it in the truck.
3. Remember to turn the damn thing on.

And most of all - not necessarily cell phone related...

When you are going to be three hours late getting home from work in the morning, have the decency to CALL HOME. (Borrow a freakin' cell if you don't have yours with you, eh?)